- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

123 f*ck off

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!