What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Womens rights

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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poopy is poopy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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