Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

dead dibbs

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

A whole 'nother.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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