- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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