- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

i have yougurt mit traktor

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

whats my name? Matt

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Pickles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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