- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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