- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

kathryn atkins

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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