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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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