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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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