- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

whats the stage after cancer? you die

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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