- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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