-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

My spelling is horrible

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

my wife out of the kitchen

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

a man makes a bad joke

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...