Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is funnier than 24 69

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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