Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

knock knock whos there? nobody

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

White men's rights

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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