- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's red and a cow? Red cow

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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