- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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