ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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