Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Women's rights.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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