- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why does the man appear fat he is

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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