- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Sam Hengal.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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