Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

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