Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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