- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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