Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Abortion

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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