Your Mom The End.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Penis-biter

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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