why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What's the new green? Green

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Jebron Lames.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Katy Perry

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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