Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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