Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's the new green? Green

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Katy Perry

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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