- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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