White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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