- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Albino African Americans

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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