- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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