"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Albino African Americans

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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