- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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