You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

America

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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