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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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