Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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