How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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