- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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