What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you end a sentence

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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