- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

rent a cops

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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