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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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