- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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