- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Chicken

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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