A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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