- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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