- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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