My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How about that airline food?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Penis

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why did you poop because you are a poop

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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