Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Please don't shoot me

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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