- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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