- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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