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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

So a bar walks into a man...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

kieran is a homosexual

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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