- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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