What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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