Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Communism hehe xd

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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