What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Balls

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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