What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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