- Anti Joke

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.