- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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