Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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