what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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