PIED NINNY!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Sixty... eight

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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