- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??