What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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