- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A cat playing laser tag.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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