- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Okay.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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