- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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