- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Blacks

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Women's Rights..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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