- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

You were born.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

black chicken. kfc

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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