- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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