Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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