- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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