how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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