- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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