- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Women's rights

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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