- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Who invented apple? God

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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