What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Who invented apple? God

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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