- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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