My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jordan is pregant

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

scientology.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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