How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What did the old man say? Im old

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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