- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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