- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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