Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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