- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Wenis Penis

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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