- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call your mom? Mom

Phew... it's gone.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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