*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

PENIS lol

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...