- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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