What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your mom.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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