Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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