A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Neither did she.

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kennah campion when she talks

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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