Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Boob

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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