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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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